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Population Comparison –
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INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro.
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AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro,
But I hav
4 Moms from 1st dad ,
and 3 dads from 1st mom

Chaand ko garoor hai,

ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua.. Mujhe bhi garoor hai,
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ki mera Dost Langoor hai! :p 😀 :p

India ke aadhe Ameer zaade apne baap ko nahi jaante…
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They just keep Asking others :
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“Tu jaanta hai mera Baap kaun hai..?”

Paresh Bank me paise jama karane gaya …
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Cashier – Tumhare Note nakli hai ..
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Paresh (The Pappu) – Tujhe kya farak padata hai..?
Jama to Mere ACCOUNT me ho rahe hai na..!!

Pareshan Pati ek sadhu se bola
Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay batao.
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Sadhu : Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta…?

Biwi : Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the…
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Pati : Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai ..
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Hum 4 dost…
1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin…!!

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