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Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
“apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare”.
Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
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He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

How to reduce weight…??
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First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
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Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 din bad jung suru ho gai
santa ki topi per goli lagi
santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola
aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he

Apple iPhone 6s Plus launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
mene papa ko kaha papa mujhe iPhone 6s Plus chahiye
Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega
Mene moka pe choka mara – accha papa to wahe khrid do
Papa Shocked but me Rock……..

Madam: Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai…?
Boys: Shakti Kapoor,Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover, Amrish Puri, Pran Ke Paas.

Madam : Wo Kaise…?
Boys : Mamam kyuki inhone ne hi sabse zayada izzat Luti Hai….!

Jo girls ye status dalti hai
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Watching jurassic world
feeling excited………on Whatsapp/Facbook
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Ye wahi girls h jo ghar me
coackroch dikhte hi,
bed pe chalang laga deti hai

Durion ki na párvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zayada apse
Bás 1 bottle Mazaa aur
4 Sámose tááza Mángwa lijiye

Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Girl’s mother- Are Tum jao baba …
Ye totli hai…keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO..

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